The Agape Love of God

what do I have to do to get some help......? From normalguy in For What It's Worth (43 days old)

My wife died in June and my life has fallen apart. I have tried to pick up the pieces but it all soon crumbles. I took a massive overdose of sleeping pills in July, unfortunately all I did was sle… more

Its a funny old thing................... From normalguy in For What It's Worth (60 days old)

the mind that is. Take suicidal thoughts for instance. You want to commit suicide, its not an attention getting thing, its just cos life is pointless. But then, your mind tells you to call the … more

At lunctime today....... From normalguy in For What It's Worth (82 days old)

I found myself in Asda. Now I admit it is a risky business, but I took that risk and had lunch there. I must admit the food was as lot tastier than the last time I took such a risk - would have been… more

I bought a 25 metre lead...... From normalguy in For What It's Worth (87 days old)

for my last flat. It was a satellite extension lead because the installation didnt extend to where I wanted the box. Can you believe it is about 2 feet short for where I want it to use it now?? !!… more

Today I have plans...... From normalguy in For What It's Worth (88 days old)

and they do not include going out!!!! I have so much stuff to do at home I MUST NOT GO OUT TODAY!!!!!! ok you gambling folks - 2-1 says I will be out of the house and down the road before midday… more

So I did Asda........ From normalguy in For What It's Worth (88 days old)

and they didnt have what I wanted so now I have to go to Argos. Do I spend £1.50 on petrol driving to outoftown store or do I spend 50p petrol and £1 car park going to city centre? That is the sort … more

I gotta virgin........ From normalguy in For What It's Worth (88 days old)

installed at my new flat, and am very pleased about it!!!! Yup, Virgin media cable broadband, phone and TV!! I have so missed cable. I had it at all my previous addresses until 3 years ago when… more

What a week........... From normalguy in For What It's Worth (382 days old)

that was!! Have been very busy all week with Drs and hospital appointments for the missus, babysitting kids etc etc etc.. Even today is not a day off. Daughter has gone on holiday seeing it is ha… more

Now that it is confirmed....... From normalguy in For What It's Worth (386 days old)

that one is a Sainsbury shopper (complete with Nectar card) one would just like to assure my friends that nothing need change between us. Of course one may have to make an appointment with one's Se… more

It was 8.15am........... From normalguy in For What It's Worth (387 days old)

when I got back in the house from doing my weekly shop 8| :) !! Yes indeedy. My local Sainsburys opens at 7am for those,like myself, who do not like to shop amongst the riff raff of the world. :ro… more

It strikes me.................... From normalguy in For What It's Worth (387 days old)

that the credit crunch and financial woes we are going through at the moment risk never ending. The problem is that neither bankers nor government will learn the lessons because they are too busy w… more

Why is it...................... From normalguy in For What It's Worth (389 days old)

There is never a policeman when you need one? There always hordes of traffic wardens when you dont want one? The cost of petrol never drops as soon as the price of a barrel of oil drops but alwa… more

I have given up on Westminster..... From normalguy in For What It's Worth (389 days old)

Oh yes I have - its nearly panto season again!!! Those pantomime clowns, the muppets who claim to run this country couldnt organise a piss-up in a brewery and I have now decided to forget them - I … more

You may recall.............. From normalguy in For What It's Worth (390 days old)

three months ago, that because my tablets didnt seem to be doing me any good at all, just making me feel unwell, I stopped taking them all, except my happy pills. This was a reckless move :( and o… more

I dont believe it........................ From normalguy in For What It's Worth (391 days old)

I have just moved house again :roll: but this time to a lufferly cottagy type flat in the country :crazy: It took just 4 weeks to organise the move, and move however many tons of crap households b… more

oh dear................... From normalguy in For What It's Worth (446 days old)

A man asked his wife what she'd like for her birthday. "I'd love to be eight again" she replied . On the morning of her birthday he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Coco Pops and then took… more

A serious question for today........... From normalguy in For What It's Worth (447 days old)

I am bored stiff with the olympics, OK, I am pleased with our medal tally so far and well done to one and all. But what the **** has BMX'ing and wind surfing got to do with it?… more

Todays question of the day........... From normalguy in For What It's Worth (453 days old)

Now this one should last YOU all day as it has lasted me for the last 3 weeks of babysitting grandchildren!! It is an interesting question to the brain dead and quite fascinating. If the opposit… more

Whilst we are on questions of the day..... From normalguy in For What It's Worth (453 days old)

this one is probably worth a £million of ITV's game show budget. It is another question that is stuck in the quagmire of what we call the human brain but for some reason has never been answered. Q… more

Question of the day (2) From normalguy in For What It's Worth (453 days old)

I know it may be a little eccentric to have 2 questions of the day but this one has been running around in my head as if it is a crazed tumble dryer and I really need to get it out into the open and i… more

question of the day (1) From normalguy in For What It's Worth (453 days old)

This is an interesting question. Seeking the answers to interesting questions are what make us British. So here goes. How do the police handcuff a one-armed man?… more

A rude awakening for the missus....................... From normalguy in For What It's Worth (459 days old)

So there we were, just dozing off on our afternoon naps, when boooom!!!!! 88| Blimey o'reilly!!!! I blew a gasket!!!!! :## My bum let out such a terrific explosion of odourless (I hasten to… more

oh such pride.......... From normalguy in For What It's Worth (467 days old)

I have found a lassy who likes reading my blogs. Now, she isnt a friend yet, but she made some interesting comments on several of them and I would like her to be a friend. What a terrible reas… more

Missus made a suggestion.......... From normalguy in For What It's Worth (467 days old)

"Maybe you have had a mini-stroke" she said. So got to doing some research on ye olde worlde webbe. "Not so much a mini-stroke" says I, "looks like it could be a proper job" says I. This wa… more

Where have the old days gone.....? From normalguy in For What It's Worth (467 days old)

So I have been house-hunting again. :roll: :lalala: :crazy: Found a lovely likkle one up one down cottage in a beautiful village and we could afford it!!!!! 88| Contacted the landlady who gav… more

From normalguy in For What It's Worth (470 days old)

Quoted from the Daily Mail "A medical student with dyslexia is to take legal action in a bid to prevent the use of multiple choice exams as part of doctors' training. Naomi Gadian, 21, claims th… more

my missus is a lucky lady................. From normalguy in For What It's Worth (470 days old)

It must be great being married to me. :)) :-/ :no: Every day a new challenge. :roll: :yes: :## For instance, yesterdays challenge was to answer the following question: 25 years ago, very fe… more

For friends only From normalguy in For What It's Worth (470 days old)

I am limiting this post to friends only because I do not want some unknown idiot copying my example and killing themself! I would much rather asn idiot I know did it 88| :no: :)) Seriously tho … more

Why is that people get crankier as they get older? From normalguy in For What It's Worth (470 days old)

Why is that people get crankier as they get older? This is the question I have pondering today. It has been an interesting period of ponderation and I find that there are two possible answers. … more

oh dear oh dear oh dear From normalguy in For What It's Worth (470 days old)

So the privatisation of the power industries back in the 80's is now returning to bite us big time on the bum (and in the wallet)! The politicians gave us so much bullshit at the time about healthy… more